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Published on March 20th, 2009 | by Darren Byrne


Caption Competition

This was taken at the Meteors on Tuesday night. Whoever comes up with the best caption wins the opportunity to turn down a free copy of Boyzone’s Greatest Hits, Back Again…No Matter What (that’s genuinely the title):

Boyzone at the Meteors


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40 Responses to Caption Competition

  1. Phreak says:

    I was told like that this shirt would like make me look like I was covered in tattoos like

  2. Phreak says:

    arse, I just saw the dickie bow, where’s he going?

  3. NaRocRoc says:

    “When I mime and point my fingers at my head I can shoot a purple haze out my ass, I swear. Look…”

  4. Maxi Cane says:

    “Urgh, Shane no like music must plug ears”

  5. Lottie says:

    “I’m a hard man. Do I look like I belong here?”

  6. donna m says:

    “hello….. aim the spotlight at my head you wankers, not my arse”

  7. Vanilla Ice Ice Baby

  8. Idiot says:

    Stephen Gately – “I knew there was a reason I left this stupid group, state of that twat”

  9. Aidan Cuffe says:

    “Thats right im the gay one this time around”

  10. Roccork says:

    Stephen thinking ‘ They gave him my out-fit again, Its just not fair’

  11. JL Pagano says:

    Shane : “YEEEEOUCH!!! Who set the blow torch on my ass????”

    Stephen : “Get away outta that Shane – you’re enjoyin it!!!”

  12. Rick O'Shea says:

    “Hallelujah!!! Hallelujah, hallelujah!!!!!!”

  13. Pedro says:

    Right here, snipers.

  14. TheChrisD says:

    Shane – Does this face look like I’m taking bar orders?

    Stephen – We’d much prefer it if you did…

  15. Voodoolady says:

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead, Shoulders, Knees and toes, knees and toes

  16. Ben says:

    I have no opinion on this.

  17. James says:

    Stephen: Where the fuck’s Ronan off to … again

  18. Seanbluey says:

    Stephen had to look away….he remembered all too well what happens after an encounter with the sodomizing purple light…..

  19. Tee says:

    Shane “na, na, na, na ,na.. I was at Lily Allen in the Acadamy the other Night…”

    Stephen “Twat, you never brought me!”

  20. Shane ” That’s right love.. turn your head a little more to the right, to the right”

  21. Darren Byrne says:

    Ok, so far my three favourites are Idiot’s, Voodoo’s and Seanbluey’s, while Pedro is just saying what we’re all thinking.

    We’ll pick the winner on Monday.

  22. le craic says:

    “Oooh, get you Stephen – you’re such a bitch to give me hassle about singing through these 2 ears. Sounds a hell of a lot better than your nasally Orville warblings”

    (note for the culchur kids of a certain age who won’t get the Orville reference – Orville is a puppet – here him sing at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16bgO2kX3XI )

  23. Ben says:

    I still have no opinion on this

  24. voodoo says:

    Winning would actually be like losing really?

  25. Gary Ward says:

    “And yet the press STILL tag me as the gay one!”

  26. Gary Ward says:

    I knew I shouldn’t have lent the bastard my shirt…

  27. Darren Byrne says:

    Stephen Gately – “I knew there was a reason I left
    this stupid group, state of that twat”

    K – idiot wins. Any objections? Idiots wins Boyzone’s Greatest Hits. Now everyone, point and laugh at him…

  28. Maxi Cane says:

    Voodoolady should get the album.

  29. voodoo says:

    Yeah, I think so aswell, I was secretly looking forward to having a copy.

  30. Darren Byrne says:

    @Maxi Argh! That was my second choice.

    @Voodoo Perhaps you and Idiot could fight it out for the album? I could have it bronzed and we could have a series of challenges to see who wins the Boyzone Greatest Hits Trophy.

  31. Ben says:

    Call me old fashioned but you should send a copy of the album signed by all the Culch.ie’s to Ronan Keating!


    Just sayin

  32. Darren Byrne says:

    @Ben And what? Demand our money back?

  33. TheChrisD says:

    Or sue them for causing irreperable damage to our ears because of their ghastly music…

  34. Ben says:

    Oh i missed the vital point of you should get your money back, download an illegal copy of it on piratebay, sign it, pee on it and send it first class post.

  35. emer breen says:

    Walk like an egyptian

  36. unrale says:

    i am poxbottle!!

  37. Darren Byrne says:

    @Unrale If the album hadn’t already been won – your comment would be the winner. I’m sure I could source another copy of Boyzone’s Greatest Hits though……if you really want? 😀

  38. unrale says:

    please do i could use another shiny shiny cd to hang on my yew tree

  39. Joe McKenna says:

    Shane- Can I get an Amennnnnnn!

    Stephen-Christ he’s at it again! Right everyone follow my moves, this is an old pirate drinking song in G ‘Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum’! He’s gonna box me for saying Christ isn’t he, ah Jesus!

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